DUMPED AND DISCARDED: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be email emperor, you know? Sending out loads of crap every day, racking up those views. People would fall for it on my clever schemes. But now? Now I'm just a has-been spammer, slaughtered by those annoying spam blockers. My inbox is a wasteland. My once-thriving empire has crumbled. The pleasures of a successful spam campaign are just